NATIONAL GIRLFRIENDS DAY · AUGUST 1 · WE WEREN'T INVITED
BITCHLESS
We are Bitchless,
Don't waste money on Bitches
Don't waste money on Bitches
August 1st is National Girlfriends Day. Couples post brunch. We refresh the chart. $BITCHLESS is the official coin of everyone celebrating alone — no girlfriend, no utility, no hope.
Just a broken heart on the blockchain, held by thousands of people who understand each other perfectly. Every wallet that holds it is one more heart broken — that's the whole economy.
One billion $BITCHLESS. One for every tear cried this year. Fixed forever — unlike our situationships.
Zero buy tax, zero sell tax. We have been taxed enough emotionally.
LP burned at launch — the only flame either of us will ever have. Receipts pinned on X.
It does nothing. It just sits in your wallet like you sit at home on August 1st.
Download Phantom. It's the only thing sliding into your dms.
Buy Solana on any exchange and send it to your wallet.
Head to pump.fun and paste the contract address — the only address that wants you.
Diamond hands, glass heart. Welcome to the brotherhood of the bitchless.
Drop on pump.fun on National Girlfriends Day. Alone. Together.
#BITCHLESS on X while couples post brunch. Let them see us.
Ten thousand heartbroken holders. Zero girlfriends between us.
We make it. Still single. But rich-ish. (Not financial advice.)
She said it once. The twenty biggest bags replied anyway — ranked live by holdings, biggest heartbreak first. Number one is the liquidity pool: locked in forever, the only one of us with commitment.
No. Absolutely not. This is a memecoin, not a personality transplant. If anything, checking the chart every four minutes will make things worse. At least this heartbreak is on-chain.
August 1st — a whole day for people who have girlfriends. We were not invited. So we made our own holiday: same date, zero girlfriends, one broken-hearted coin.
It's the live holder count. Every wallet holding $BITCHLESS is one more broken heart in the club. The number only goes up. The number is us.
Nothing. No staking, no utility, no promises. It's a broken heart you can hold — which is more than some of us can say about our last relationship.
wen moon. The roadmap says "someday". The roadmap is lying.